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Blonde Jokes
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????" CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
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You now have me wondering if one of the blondes in Oklahoma works for NASA. I'm just not sure which one.
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This intel was contributed by Lisa
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May, 2012
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